once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
omg its almost 2013 it feels like 1492 was just yesterday
I have no prior knowledge to what this gif is from, therefore I must assume that Lucy Liu and the tortoise are in a long term relationship, and that he’s thoughtfully made her breakfast in bed as a anniversary surprise. Little does the tortoise know that over the years Lucy has become disgruntled by the fact that he continues to forget that she likes to eat more than lettuce, and this final lapse in memory will mean an end to their relationship.
Xbox One disc drive failure : the next generation is here
HA HA AHA
Efficient, cause Slender Ladies.
-whispers- They’ll come after you…
in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire and i said misha collins and nobody knew who i was talking about so my teacher googled him and put this photo up
and the whole class went quiet and from the back of the room we just heard this tiny ‘oh my god’
Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer.
Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range.
Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.
I HAEV BEEN LAUHGIN GFOR ABUOT THRITY MINTUES SOMEON EHALP
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
Imagine person A of your OTP being biligual and besides speaking perfectly english they always mutter something under their breath in their mother tongue. Person B secretly starts learning that language and it turns out that it’s a constant flow of praise/dirty talking/other nice thing that comes to your mind. (Eventualy, when person A finds out B learnt their language, they start to use it for talking dirty and get B flustered and/or aruosed in public places. Bonus point if there is an elderly lady that understands them and goes bright red.)
Google has given us a true gift