lady-tromboss:

if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart 


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-gasps-

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literallysame:

this is all they’d see


supahiiro:

artelini:

A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo


actress4evr:

lokicupcake83:

BEST POST EVER.

ALL THE AWARDS

actress4evr:

lokicupcake83:

BEST POST EVER.

ALL THE AWARDS


"Have you met my little Eirene?" Zoe smiled, holding her baby girl on her arms.

thebyzantinespy:

justsoyeah:

justsoyeah:

"Zöe! She is beautiful!", Margarida got closer along with Francis, who was smiling as he looked at his friend’s new baby. "How long ago was she born? I haven’t seen you for so long…"

"Yes, we have been away, spent some time abroad… We are good, thank you! How about you? And your parents? I missed them too, we should visit one day." Margarida looked into her eyes and passed her hand on her hair, seeing how Zöe was all grown up and so pretty. Francis nodded along his mother’s words and gave his finger to little Eirene to hold on to.

"I’m so happy to see you again. I’ve been fine, I got married and I had this beautiful little princess. My parents are good too, they are delighted with the new addition to the family, as well as my brothers, they will be so happy to see you again." She said as baby Eirene took Francis’ finger with her tiny hand and smiled a bit to him.

"Congratulations! Sounds like you had an amazing year, to say the least!", Francis touched her arm. Margarida invited her to sit down and asked if she wanted to stay for dinner. "We could catch up if you want to, unless you have other plans. I know this was last minute…"


Edward approaches his wife from behind, hugging her and placing a kiss on the top of her head. "Hello, love. How do you feel?" He looks at what she was doing calmly, green eyes then snapping back to her.

thelosthunter:

justsoyeah:

Her body shakes slightly for her thoughts were lost in the automated gestures of making lunch. She then smiles, leaning a bit into the tender kiss. “Hey… I’m alright. Are you hungry?” The twins played on an open blanket, in the living room behind them.

"A little, Mar. I could use an apple." Turning his head slightly, he takes the fruit bowl, putting an apple between his teeth before opening the fridge and putting the food in the bin in it labeled ‘Fruit’.

Not even needing to turn around to see what her husband was doing, she knew, as soon as he grabbed the apple, that he would put it in the fridge. Mar sighed and blinked slowly, not stopping from chopping the vegetables. “Have plans for today, babe?” The day had barely started for them, as they allowed themselves to sleep in.


"Have you met my little Eirene?" Zoe smiled, holding her baby girl on her arms.

thebyzantinespy:

justsoyeah:

"Zöe! She is beautiful!", Margarida got closer along with Francis, who was smiling as he looked at his friend’s new baby. "How long ago was she born? I haven’t seen you for so long…"

"Thank you!" She said smiling happily. "Almost two months ago. So true, I couldn´t find you when I knew I was pregnant to tell you or when she was born. How have you been?"

"Yes, we have been away, spent some time abroad… We are good, thank you! How about you? And your parents? I missed them too, we should visit one day." Margarida looked into her eyes and passed her hand on her hair, seeing how Zöe was all grown up and so pretty. Francis nodded along his mother’s words and gave his finger to little Eirene to hold on to.


"Have you met my little Eirene?" Zoe smiled, holding her baby girl on her arms.

"Zöe! She is beautiful!", Margarida got closer along with Francis, who was smiling as he looked at his friend’s new baby. "How long ago was she born? I haven’t seen you for so long…"


Edward approaches his wife from behind, hugging her and placing a kiss on the top of her head. "Hello, love. How do you feel?" He looks at what she was doing calmly, green eyes then snapping back to her.

Her body shakes slightly for her thoughts were lost in the automated gestures of making lunch. She then smiles, leaning a bit into the tender kiss. “Hey… I’m alright. Are you hungry?” The twins played on an open blanket, in the living room behind them.


not-obama:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

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shirleytemplar:

jesuschristvevo:

omg its almost 2013 it feels like 1492 was just yesterday

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socio-musicologist:

I have no prior knowledge to what this gif is from, therefore I must assume that Lucy Liu and the tortoise are in a long term relationship, and that he’s thoughtfully made her breakfast in bed as a anniversary surprise. Little does the tortoise know that over the years Lucy has become disgruntled by the fact that he continues to forget that she likes to eat more than lettuce, and this final lapse in memory will mean an end to their relationship.